Doubling up on the pacis...today's new trick!
Warning: parenting fails documented here. Enjoy the laughter, spill some tears. It's the only way to get through a day with these two!
Monday, June 18, 2012
Friday, June 15, 2012
Things that make me laugh
Recently Laney walked up to me and said
"Mommy, I want to piss in your ear."
Of course I burst out laughing, and then tried to wade through that statement in the hopes that she did not actually want to give my ear a golden shower. I finally deduced that she wanted to whisper "psssst" in my ear, and tell me a secret. This is a tickle game I play with the kids to get them out of a funk. After I pssst (not piss) in their ears I nuzzle the spot right behind their ears and then give them a big raspberry. I used to call this game Mommy wants to tell you a secret. Maybe I will call it pee-pee-ears from now on.
On Monday I told Laney a joke and she just looked blankly at me and asked why I said that. I told her I was just telling her a joke to be silly and make her laugh. She looked at me in all seriousness {side note: she was sitting on the potty} and told me "when you tell jokes my mouth doesn't know how to laugh at them." At this point I mentally entered the sound effect that is played at the end of every losing game on the Price Is Right. I thought I was funny, but I guess not.
Laney turns 4 (Pump It Up Party)
On Laney's actual birthday, we hosted a birthday bash at our local Pump It Up! for Laney and all of her friends from school. The kids got to play in the jump zone for 1 1/2 hours and then were treated to cookies shaped like number 4s. Jumping is one of Laney's favorite pastimes, and she adores Pump It Up. Liam demanded that Sonia follow him around in the round ball pit/jumpy and was only content if she was chasing him, no sitting down allowed!
The party was sooooo easy to pull off. The staff lays out all of the food and monitors behavior within the jump arena so all you really have to do is write the check. They even provided a clipboard for writing down who gave what gift, bagged all of the gifts, cleaned up the party room, and schlepped all of the gifts to my car. Too bad all birthday parties can't be like this! {ie Mom's dream come true}
The party was sooooo easy to pull off. The staff lays out all of the food and monitors behavior within the jump arena so all you really have to do is write the check. They even provided a clipboard for writing down who gave what gift, bagged all of the gifts, cleaned up the party room, and schlepped all of the gifts to my car. Too bad all birthday parties can't be like this! {ie Mom's dream come true}
| Liam and Anneliese had a ball chasing each other |
| Brodie was with us for the day, and the cousins had a great time running around together. |
| Laney divided her time between the mega-slide and completing the obstacle course with her friends. |
| The inflatable gift opening throne on the party room! |
Thursday, June 14, 2012
Laney turns 4 (Ladybug Party)
Laney turned 4 last week and we had a great time celebrating, multiple times. I hosted a ladybug themed birthday party at our house for the family on Saturday. The decorations were simple, but I think the whole thing turned out very well. Red and black paper, red and black balloons, red and black crepe paper streamers, red and black plates and napkins, a few circular paper punches, prizes from Oriental Trading Co, and voila! Tres chic bug party :)
| I actually made this, and it was DELICIOUS! A major coup for me since everyone knows that I don't bake very well... |
| Made this garland with green felt and wooden ladybugs. It will hang in Laney's room after the party is over. |
| My $3 centerpieces looked precious. Muchas gracias to the Dollar Tree and Oriental Trading Co. |
| Happy birthday Buggy! Can't believe you are already 4 :) |
| Silly faces are our specialty! |
Erik has arrived!
It is often said "be careful what you wish for, for it might come true." Jessica lamented to me about a week before her scheduled c-section that she had made her peace with having to have the procedure, but was a little bummed that she wouldn't get the whole "I'm in labor! Let's get to the hospital!" experience. Well, ask and ye shall receive. My parents and I were all set to arrive Thursday, May 24th and have a nice dinner out with Gavin and Jess before the procedure the Friday morning. Instead we got a 5am wake up call from her Thursday morning telling us that her water had broke at 4:30am and they were on their way to the hospital for an emergency c-section.
Everything turned out perfectly, and I got to meet my newest nephew Thursday afternoon. Erik Paul Birmingham arrived at 9:46 am on May 24, weighing 7 lbs 10 oz, measuring 19 inches long. He had fantastic Apgar scores and was an angelic newborn dozing peacefully away in my sister's arms. I have to say that this was my favorite meet and greet of all the nieces/nephews I have (5 on Patrick's side!). Of course I love all 5 of them, but meeting my sister's baby was just different. Erik feels more like a piece of me than any of the previous 5 did. Meeting Erik and placing tender kisses on his wee baby head that first day will always have a special place in my heart.
Enjoy my photos of his first few days!
| PS--I knit this hat. |
| At just a few hours old he only had eyes for Jess. |
| My proud brother-in-law had never held a baby until we made him hold 5 lb Laney in the hospital, and look at him now. He seems like a seasoned pro! |
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