8-17-10: part 1

Funny things Laney has said recently:

• A few weeks ago she started telling me that there was a monkey in the house.  It was in the kitchen, on the sofa, on the coffee maker, on the chair. etc.  I started to worry that she was hallucinating because she was so certain that it was there.  I even thought about calling the pediatrician.  Finally she ran to the door and pointed to a fly and said "monkey."  I was so relieved that it was just a housefly and not a figment of her imagination.  I still have no idea why she thought it was  a monkey.
• As I got out of the shower  she brought me my bra and said "Help boobies.  Wear bra."
• As I squatted naked and pregnant on my closet floor looking for something down low, she ran over and lifted up both boobs with her hands and proclaimed "lotsa boobies!"
• Patrick was about to get in the shower one morning for work and she ran in the bathroom and declared her intent to shower with him.  He started to undress her, and as he did I saw her little head look up, followed by a hand that shot up in the air and pointed, screaming "weenie!"