Dear men of North America:
If you have a super short haircut (think clippers set on 1), are dressed in a trendy fashion, or drive a black SUV of any kind, Liam will automatically run up to you and hug you assuming you are Daddy. At this point he will look up as you look down, and he will realize that you are not Daddy, and begin screaming. This will cause everyone in your immediate area to believe you are attempting to kidnap my son, causing old ladies and mothers to tighten their grips on their purses and children, eyeballing you as you flame red with embarrassment over the awkward situation.
You have been warned!
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