I was having lunch with Liam at Panera just now. He turned the lady at the table next to us and told her "I saw a titty in the bushes."
She actually choked on her coffee, so he clarified by saying "I saw a titty tat in the bushes at my house." I smothered a laugh and told her he meant a cat. She did not look amused. She changed tables less than a minute later...
She probably won't report me to CPS. (We left quickly anyway.)
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