Yeah right

During my recent outing to Target, I stumbled upon 2 women in the children's clothing section discussing their respective toddler's diets.  I heard one exclaim to the other, "my son's favorite snack is hearts of palm!"

I know 2 things for sure:
1.  That bitch is lying.
2.  Liam and Laney's favorite snacks, respectively, are candy and butter.

And now I have to go check my mailbox to see if my Mother of the Year award arrived yet.